James Lebron the Jordan Michael. A ride through the flattest scenes you’ve ever seen. Lakes along highways, ponds across plains. The windmills are real. They must be what keeps the life alive out here. West North Left Up. Is Midwest for lovers or emo? Maybe both. Judging by the day the night will be long yet worth it. Fortune 500 Farmhouse (Complex). Chicago 75 Miles. 217th Ave Freeze Out. Travel time set back one hour as we enter the new timezone. You can hear the cows screaming from the poorly paved stretch of road.